What is going on?

The week that followed had more swollen ankles so I just kind of equated it all to weird hormone problems (though I still had no idea, that it really was). Oh and the heartburn, it was practically unbearable. At any rate, on Tuesday(8/12) I had reason to believe that the event that could happen to a woman had happened and then there was some logic to my weird symptoms, I was just a girl. Dang hormones.